Dear Myspace,
I'VE SAT BY QUIETLY WHILE YOU MADE YOUR SILLY 'IMPROVEMENTS', WHICH WERE OBVIOUSLY DESIGNED TO MAKE THIS PLACE MORE FACEBOOKISH. I GRITTED MY TEETH EVERY TIME MY HOME PAGE CHANGED, MY PROFILE PAGE CHANGED, AND MY STATUS/STREAM WENT BAT SHIT CRAZY. I THEN GOT USED TO IT AND GOT OVER IT, SINCE THE ONE THING THIS DUMP STILL HAD GOING FOR IT, AND THE ONLY ADVANTAGE IT HAS OVER FACEBOOK, WAS IT'S BLOGGING FORMAT AND STYLE.
WE'VE ALL SPENT YEARS BUILDING UP FRIENDSHIPS, ENEMIES, AND FRIENEMIES THAT WE ENJOY HATING TO BLOG WITH AND ABOUT. WE BLOG ABOUT MINDLESS SHIT AND SOMETIMES WE BLOG ABOUT IMPORTANT SHIT. WE ENDURED THE MINDLESS DELETING GAMES AND SPAMMING FUCKERY THAT YOU IDIOTS COULDN'T SEEM TO PUT A STOP TO. WE ENJOYED IT IN SOME SICK FASHION BECAUSE IT STILL GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO BLOG AS WE WANT, REPLY TO WHO WE WANT, AND POST WHAT WE WANT.
THEN, YESTERDAY HAPPENED. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING? OF ALL THE IDIOTIC SHIT YOU'VE DONE SINCE KICKING TOM TO THE CURB, THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE. NOW, I REALIZE THAT WE ARE TALKING TO THE IDIOTS FROM NEWS CORP, WHO ARE PROBABLY UNFIT TO RUN A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE, MUCH LESS A SOCIAL NETWORK. IF YOUR GOAL WAS TO TAKE A DYING SOCIAL NETWORK AND SHIT ALL OVER IT'S LAST FEW DIE HARD LOYAL SUPPORTERS, THEN MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
IF YOU WERE HOPING TO MAKE THIS PLACE BETTER, GUESS WHAT? EPIC FAIL. SURE, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO ADDRESS THE ISSUES WITH SPAMMING, OR MAYBE OVERHAULED YOUR DELETION PROCESS TO ENSURE YOU ASSHATS ARE AT LEAST PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU ARE DELETING AND MAYBE OFFERING THE BLOGGER SOME DEFENSE OR WARNING THAT WOULD ALLOW THE BLOGGER TO 'FIX' WHATEVER ISSUE IS PUTTING THEM IN DANGER OF BEING DELETED. PERHAPS, LOOKING AT THAT JOKE OF A RANKING SYSTEM, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO MAKE SURE THAT IT TAKES MORE THAN A GOOD AUTO-REFRESHER TO RANK.
YOU GUYS FUCKED UP. CHANGE THE FORMAT BACK NOW BEFORE YOU RUN THE LAST FEW LOYAL MYSPACERS AWAY. UNTIL SUCH TIME, I'M JUST GOING TO 'FIRST', 'LAST', AND 'NO U' EVERY BLOG IN SIGHT.
THAT IS ALL.
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