I'm Already Gone...

This is my first official blog on Blogger.


If you followed my link here from Facebook or Myspace, welcome.


For everyone else, Hello! I'll introduce myself more in the next blog, but for now I have some goodbyes to finish up.


As I stated in the title, I'm already gone. I left Myspace. What a fuckin' disaster that place has become. I did enjoy it for several years. I made some friends, some enemies, and some frienemies. Just like life. But, also like life, sometimes you have to move on. The trick is knowing when it's the right time and then doing it. Don't hang around forever thinking things will change. Sometimes you have to be the one to change things for yourself.


I read this article today and finally the light went off in my head *Ding*


I see what's happening. The Myspace I've used for years isn't dying or changing, it's already dead. No longer a social network, Myspace is gearing up to be a "social entertainment" site, with plans to connect to Facebook, complete with a Myspace application on Facebook.





You can check out the article for yourself:

 http://mashable.com/2010/11/18/facebook-myspace/


Well, it's official to me. Myspace is over and done. Or, I'm done and over Myspace. 


Take your pick.


That leads me here... http://jimmck.blogspot.com/


I'm also on Facebook now, for any of you who haven't found me yet...

<---- The link is over here

For those of you who are familiar with me, I've written in a few areas. I write political blogs, sarcastic blogs, drama blogs, and many other random bs blogs. It's not that I'm mult-talented like that, I just have a short attention span and tend to wander all over cyberspace.


I'll try to work on a little focus now that I'm on a more 'prestigious' site than Myspace. Of course, I define 'prestigious' by really low standards, especially after being on Myspace, but I 've already found some great writers on Blogger and hope I can aspire to do better. 

*Ahem*

Well, it's a goal. We should all have goals....even if they are a bit ridiculous.


I also found SiteModel.net, thanks to a few blogs posted on Myspace about it. I would link you to my profile there, but the site is down for maintenance at the moment. *sigh*  When it's back up, I'll post a link or search for me as Jim naa.


It's amazing that I'm not even slightly concerned about their "site issues" right now,  but after being on Myspace I've become accustom to things not working. Overall, it seems like a really cool site. It's pretty much Myspace 1.0 to a tee. I think they have a whole new series of users piling in the sign up screen, looking for refuge from Myspace, which might explain the serious bandwith issues they are having. They have no idea what just dropped on their lap.


Well, I don't have much else to share. I just wanted to say my goodbyes to Myspace and let everyone know where to find me. It was a great site and thoroughly enjoyed it. All the happiness, all the headaches. Now it's time to move on and see where I go from here.I know this much. I won't miss that shithole. Not too much. Well, maybe none at all after awhile.

Welcome to Beta Hell! 3.0

 Originally posted on Myspace: November 16, 2010


Lately this place has become the clusterfuck of all clusterfucks.

*sigh*

Having first been force fed this new beta crap, I quickly found a loophole to get me back to 2.0. With the help of some much more computer tech savvy people than myself, of course.

Well, Myspace fixed that little loophole, which is awesome. It's nice to see they are working on fixing something around here, if they at least can't be trusted to fix the damn site.

Left and right I see people bitching and complaining about this new format. Some don't like it, some say it's too cluttered, while others, like myself, are having too many issues with how long it takes to load a page and the inability to navigate around more than 3 or 4 pages in a 24 hour period.

I'm right there with you. Annoyed to shit and liking Facebook more and more each day. I'm gonna be spending more time over there, so if anyone hasn't found me on Facebook yet, there you go.....

Jim Naa

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NO, this isn't my "I'm Leaving Myspace" dramatic speech, followed by the careful wait for desperate pleas from my "friends" for me to stay. I'm not deleting the profile, I'm just gonna take a hiatus while they see if they can work out a few of these damn glitches. Just a few, not even all of them. Then, if they can work that out, perhaps I'll be back.

Some of you hardcore people are determined to stay here to the bitter end. I applaud you for your bravery, but I don't have it in me. Right now I'm hiding out on the 2.0 blog control page and my 2.0 inbox because those are the only pages left on Myspace that I can navigate thru without getting thrown back into Beta hell. On the plus side, I've had a lot more time to tend to my Frontierville app on Facebook while I wait 30 minutes to an hour for each page to load over here.

I also set up an event. Why should we be leaving Myspace in the first place?

How about the asshats who fucked this site up be the ones to leave?

I'm all for it. I say we send a message to Myspace that we don't want to leave. We want our old site back and we want Mike Jones & Sean Percival gone.

Yes, I'm aware Myspace doesn't give a shit what we think, it's mostly a symbolic gesture. Of course, if enough people join in, perhaps it might gather their attention.


Meh, Wishful thinking.
Here's the event:

http://www.myspace.com/events/View/8648193/Myspace-Delete-Mike-Jones--Sean-Percival
I'll be back when they get this shithole back in order. Until then, see you on Facebook!


Jim Naa

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Time-Travelers? What!?

 Originally posted on Myspace: October 28, 2010

While looking through stories to share for my 13 Days of Halloween a regular news story caught my eye. It wasn't scary and probably isn't even true, but it was a fascinating thought for a minute.

Try to suspend disbelief for a moment and pretend that time-traveling is not only possible, but that maybe we've caught a glimpse of them before and never even noticed it......

Until now. Watch...

Kind of a creepy thought. It's obviously someone holding a device in hand and not like you might have held a ear trumpet back in the day. It's grasped around the object tightly, as if it were a small, flat device. Yeah, a cell phone. The person is obviously talking to someone in the clip, but who? No one was with her. Look again.

It's a very strange clip. Could this be proof of a real time traveler?

Ok, now back to reality.

Give me a break. *Sigh* Let's consider it to be fair...

First of all, are we sure that's even a woman?

Secondly, who in the world would they be talking to since there were no other cell phones at the time, much less the infrastructure to support cell phone use?

Why would a real time traveler be so reckless as to walk down the street talking on a cell phone?

Is it possible that it's something else? A small box, a cigarette case? If so, why was she talking to it? Could she just be an old senile woman?

Is it possible that they were talking to another time traveler and that cell phones of the future can work as their own independent towers?

Is it possible that cell phones of the future will be able to call to another time, another place?

Lots of questions have wandered around in my mind to explain this, but nothing real conclusive. I am a fan of time-traveling and would love to see it work out, but the technology required to pull yourself out of this timeline and then re-enter into a different section only exists in science fiction and the far reaches of quantum physics.

So, what are your thoughts?

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KJ Trying To Be Funny, On The Slick Side

 Originally posted on Myspace: August 23, 2010


I'm gonna make this quick & simple. I'm pissed. So pissed I'm gonna use red font and type it in bold!

I heard that KJ wrote a blog yesterday and was making fun of Showstopper, on the slick side. She allowed people to post comments that were offensive to Loretta Ebony Showstopper in her blog. What has this place devolved to?

KJ is trying to come off like some kind of comedian, writing shit about people and acting like it's just for fun. Yeah, right. Keep in my mind, I didn't even read the blog and I definitely didn't kudo or comment on the blog, but I heard all about it. Through the Myspace grapevine.

This kind of stuff has to stop. People need to quit clowning around and having fun on Myspace because this is serious business! <--I'm so mad I had to spell it out correctly.

So, this is how it's gonna go down. From here on out I demand, DEMAND that people not allow people to post comments in any blog that offends anyone. No one has the right to freedom of speech on your blog. It's up to you as the blogger to make sure that you are keeping your commenters in line.

Make sure you set your blog comments to approval only. Disable your html and block anyone who disagrees with you or doesn't like someone that you might be talking about. Hell, even if you aren't talking about them, you should block anyone who dislikes anybody because they might come to your blog and talk shit about that person.

We as a community can't tolerate this kind of b.s. KJ has shown that bloggers can't be trusted to rule their blogs with a fascist, iron fist and keep commenters in check. She's ruined Myspace for everyone by allowing people to talk freely in her blog. Obviously she supports everything that everybody posts because she allowed them to post it.

Make sure you go let KJ know how you feel about her blog mismanagement:


http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=528025070&blogId=538468619

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna ride off and go write blog #101 about Miss Showstopper.

How Long Is Too Long?

 Originally posted on Myspace: August 12, 2010


While I was reading news stories yesterday, I stumbled across an interesting story about missing centenarians in Japan.

Youu can check it out here:
Almost 200 of Japan's centenarians missing


As I read it, my first thought was.........Uhhh, I'm guessing they're dead?

I mean, we're talking about missing people over 100 years old. I don't see any mystery here, except that Japan is faced with the very large task of keeping up with these centenarians. They are the elders of their community, the last of their respective generations.

After reading the article I was fascinated by the idea of such extreme longevity. In my family, most of the men don't live past 55-65. My grandfathers have been the exception, with one living until he was 69 and the other is now 73. I always figured if I could live to be about 75 or so, that would be impressive. Assuming I still have a mostly functional body at that time, I would say it's a good goal to strive for. Beyond that, I'm not sure I'm interested in living, but we'll see how I feel when it gets a little closer. I can remember when I wasn't sure about living to be an old man, in my 50s. Now, I laugh at the thought. 50 doesn't seem that old and it's definitely not as old as it used to be. Of course, it's also not as far away as it once was.

Anyhow, I was curious just how old humans can live to be. I'm sure no one knows for sure, but scientists are estimating that the human body, as it is, has the potential to live up to 120-130 years. I was surprised it wasn't more, but I think the key part of that determination was that it's based on the current human body.

There have been a couple of exceptions to that rule, but none absolutely documented. So, I'll cover them last.
You can read more about people who have lived the longest,
including references, here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people





This is a picture of Jeanne Calment, from France, who is documented as the world's longest living person. While she has already passed away, in 1997, she holds the record for having spent the most time on this planet.

Here she is at 22 years old, in 1897:




You can read more about her story here:
Jeanne Calment, World's Elder, Dies at 122



Outside of these 10 well-document cases, there was at least a couple of other amazing stories, although both have had the legitimacy of their claims contested.

First, there was Habib Miyan, who lived in India until his death, in 2008, at the reported age of 138 years old.





It was speculated that he may have been only 130 years old at the time of his death, but even if that were the case it would be impressive, not to mention a record.

You can read more about his story here:
World's 'oldest man' dies in India



Finally, I give you the story of Shirali Muslimov, who lived in Aberbaijan, a mountainous region near the Iranian border. He died in 1973, reportedly at the age of 168.

He is featured in this video:
































You can read more about his story here:
Azerbaijan's
Legendary Centenarian


I found each of these cases interesting, whether documented or not. It's amazing to think that each of these people lived as long as they did.

Just imagine all of the things they saw in their lifetime. If I were to live to be 126, I would see the beginning of the 22nd century. That's mind-boggling and if it's all the same, I think I'll pass. Still, for those who have been blessed, or cursed, depending on how you see it, my hat is off to you for enduring when others have long-given up on life.

In the interest of being fair, for those of you feeling a bit skeptical about the last two claims, here's some stories that discuss "longevity myths":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longevity_myths

http://www.worldlingo.com/ma/enwiki/en/Longevity_myths

http://longevity.about.com/od/longevity101/tp/legends.htm

http://www.enotes.com/topic/Longevity_myths

http://www.spiritus-temporis.com/longevity-myths/

DEAR MYSPACE!!!!

 Originally posted on Myspace: August 5, 2010

Dear Myspace,




I'VE SAT BY QUIETLY WHILE YOU MADE YOUR SILLY 'IMPROVEMENTS', WHICH WERE OBVIOUSLY DESIGNED TO MAKE THIS PLACE MORE FACEBOOKISH. I GRITTED MY TEETH EVERY TIME MY HOME PAGE CHANGED, MY PROFILE PAGE CHANGED, AND MY STATUS/STREAM WENT BAT SHIT CRAZY. I THEN GOT USED TO IT AND GOT OVER IT, SINCE THE ONE THING THIS DUMP STILL HAD GOING FOR IT, AND THE ONLY ADVANTAGE IT HAS OVER FACEBOOK, WAS IT'S BLOGGING FORMAT AND STYLE.

WE'VE ALL SPENT YEARS BUILDING UP FRIENDSHIPS, ENEMIES, AND FRIENEMIES THAT WE ENJOY HATING TO BLOG WITH AND ABOUT. WE BLOG ABOUT MINDLESS SHIT AND SOMETIMES WE BLOG ABOUT IMPORTANT SHIT. WE ENDURED THE MINDLESS DELETING GAMES AND SPAMMING FUCKERY THAT YOU IDIOTS COULDN'T SEEM TO PUT A STOP TO. WE ENJOYED IT IN SOME SICK FASHION BECAUSE IT STILL GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO BLOG AS WE WANT, REPLY TO WHO WE WANT, AND POST WHAT WE WANT.

THEN, YESTERDAY HAPPENED. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING? OF ALL THE IDIOTIC SHIT YOU'VE DONE SINCE KICKING TOM TO THE CURB, THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE. NOW, I REALIZE THAT WE ARE TALKING TO THE IDIOTS FROM NEWS CORP, WHO ARE PROBABLY UNFIT TO RUN A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE, MUCH LESS A SOCIAL NETWORK. IF YOUR GOAL WAS TO TAKE A DYING SOCIAL NETWORK AND SHIT ALL OVER IT'S LAST FEW DIE HARD LOYAL SUPPORTERS, THEN MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

IF YOU WERE HOPING TO MAKE THIS PLACE BETTER, GUESS WHAT? EPIC FAIL. SURE, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO ADDRESS THE ISSUES WITH SPAMMING, OR MAYBE OVERHAULED YOUR DELETION PROCESS TO ENSURE YOU ASSHATS ARE AT LEAST PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU ARE DELETING AND MAYBE OFFERING THE BLOGGER SOME DEFENSE OR WARNING THAT WOULD ALLOW THE BLOGGER TO 'FIX' WHATEVER ISSUE IS PUTTING THEM IN DANGER OF BEING DELETED. PERHAPS, LOOKING AT THAT JOKE OF A RANKING SYSTEM, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO MAKE SURE THAT IT TAKES MORE THAN A GOOD AUTO-REFRESHER TO RANK.

YOU GUYS FUCKED UP. CHANGE THE FORMAT BACK NOW BEFORE YOU RUN THE LAST FEW LOYAL MYSPACERS AWAY. UNTIL SUCH TIME, I'M JUST GOING TO 'FIRST', 'LAST', AND 'NO U' EVERY BLOG IN SIGHT.




THAT IS ALL.

Infinity!!!!!!!

Originally posted on Myspace: August 2, 2010

I've often wanted to blog about religion. Much like politics, it's a dangerous category that really riles people up. What for? Who knows.

After a status conversation and e-tea with Mrs Clayton
and Don
, I figured I should check out the R&P section again, to see what silliness people are arguing about now.

As usual, there is Human Evolution at the top of the category, same as the ALL CATEGORIES section, gloating from the #1 spot he/she/it has held pretty damn consistently for the last 2 or 3 years, making a mockery of the Myspace ranking system. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the blog the first time I read it, TWO YEARS AGO. Now, it's lame. It doesn't really prove there isn't a God, but does prove that auto-refreshing is real, and it works!

In the number 2 spot, I found this blog: WHY ATHEISM IS WRONG by Tom.
I'm not sure I've seen him blog on this topic, so I thought I'd check it out. It seemed more civil than most of the Myspace God is Real/God is Fake blogs you see. Perhaps filled with a bit too much of the "Atheists can't prove their point and they're close-minded, so shut up and go away" and "Christians can't prove their point and they're close-minded, so shut up and go away" kind of mindless rhetoric, but hey, what's new?
Don
made a good point in that status earlier. It does sound like a Pee-Wee Herman style "I know you are but what am I" argument going back and forth until someone attaches "Infintiy!" onto the end of their argument, thereby closing any further debate and declaring victory. *Yawn*. There can be no 'victory' when it comes to this topic.

I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in God. What facts do I have to back me up? None. It's not a fact, it's a belief. Too many of you people debating this subject confuse those two concepts. I don't, can't, and shouldn't have to prove there isn't a God, just like anyone who believes in God doesn't, can't, and shouldn't have to prove there is one. It's just a belief that I've chosen, facts have nothing to do with anything. Following me so far?

In fact, I'll go a step further. I'm not even sure why we're debating this subject anymore. Do we even need God? Again, who knows. Is there ever gonna be a winner in this debate? Hmmmm. If you are reading this then you are alive and you can't answer the question. If you're reading this and you're dead, what's up with that?

The truth is, even if there is a God, no one has seen him/her/it/them in..............well, never. We do what we do as humans, on this planet, and we do it on our own. All the technology we have, the cures we've found, the good things we do, the bad things we do, WE DO. No outside "influence" appears to be coming from anywhere else. That's not to say there isn't any outside influence, just that it appears there is none. That is an observation, also not to be confused with a fact.

Where am I going with all of this? I bet you're wondering and to tell the truth, I'm not really sure. I do have a good idea, tho. Proving that God does/doesn't exist is like trying to prove that Bigfoot exists. Some believe he's real, some believe he's a hoax, others couldn't care less either way since "beliefs" don't pay the bills. (I'm in that 3rd category). Anyway, debate all you want but you can't prove that Bigfoot doesn't exist. I mean, HELLO?? Use some logic. You can't prove that something doesn't exist. There's always that element of the "unknown" out there. You can never conclusively state that anything "doesn't exist". Just because it's beyond the grasp of your understanding or your physical realm, doesn't mean it isn't there.

Now, on the flip side, there's only one way to prove Bigfoot IS real. We need a damn body! Go out, find Bigfoot God's body, dead or alive, and present the evidence. I'll entertain your belief system then. Until such time, you can't prove God does exist. Whip out all the Wikipedia evidence you want,tell me all about people's "personal experiences", the supposed "miracles", it doesn't mean shit to me. It's all circumstantial evidence.

Oh, but that's so close-minded Jim!

Yeah, it is. So? I'm open-minded in matters that are up for debate, where a general consensus can be obtained. You know, serious issues that can actually be solved?
NEWS FLASH:
When it comes to believing, or not believing in God, everyone has made up their mind. Only Agnostics would try to ride that fence. Both of you, theists and Atheists, listen closely.

YOU ARE ALL CLOSE-MINDED AND IF YOU ARE HAPPY WITH THE CHOICE YOU HAVE MADE THEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.MMMKAY?

Seriously, people, no one is changing anyone elses mind. It doesn't happen like that. If it does a person good to believe in a God or other higher power, and it TRULY helps them to be a better person, more power to them. Same with Atheists. If not believing in God makes you a TRULY happy person, more power to you. Either way, the world keeps spinning and we have serious issues we can address, or we can keep beating our heads against the wall, trying in vain to convince people that "We" are the only ones in the history of mankind who have cracked the mystery of God's existence/non-existence.

If that's the battle you want to have, then my only advice is stock up on Aspirin. It's man-made and you will need lots of it.

I Know What You Did

 Originally posted on Myspace: July 28, 2010

It has come to my attention that a certain, unnamed Myspace blogger has been stirring up shit, spreading lies about people.

You know who you are!

Well, two can play at that game.

See, I've been digging through Google and searching for clues about your dirty laundry, which I fully intend to expose to the entire Myspace community if you do not comply with my demands. To show you what a good guy I really, really am, I'm gonna give you a chance to make things right before I expose you.

Still not sure if I'm talking about you?
(Who would know around here anymore.)

I'll tell you what I found.

While searching for an affair, a hidden murder record, a "Friday night alter-ego", or anything else I could use against you, I stumbled upon your store receipts. Oh, yes I did! It seems a certain, still unnamed blogger has been buying low-grade, store brand pet food for their pets, while perpetrating to everyone online that they only buy Purina!

I bet you didn't think I would figure it out, huh?

Oh, and I found out a little something else. I know what you were doing at the YMCA this last winter. Yeah, maybe the Village People would be proud, but if the Myspace blogging community caught wind of your shenanigans, you would be ostracized permanently for at least a month or so!

So, now you know who you are. You have 24 hours to write your "I'm Leaving Myspace" blog and delete yourself off this site. If you do not comply, I will expose your dirty secrets. I will call your local SPCA, your probation officer, your Pastor, and anyone you looked down on at that dog park. I will hunt you and your family down on Facebook and I will let everyone know that you can't be trusted to buy groceries anymore.

I don't want to do it, but I will! This is your only warning.

24 hours starts............NOW. That is all.

More Shocking Confessions!

Originally posted on Myspace: July 27, 2010


Well, it's no longer fun to just fight and call people names in a blog. You have to post people's personal info, get their blogs/profile deleted, delete their btr archives using their info that they gave to you, and now, the latest thing is to just nark on that person and stand by with an innocent face and act like you weren't pushing your own agenda and aren't trying to turn people against anyone.

You people are disgusting, with your complete lack of morality and common decency that is the norm around Myspace. On that note, let me go ahead and confess to some more shit because if you're gonna rat people out, it's better to beat them to the punch. Don't wait for a Myspace blog to turn ugly before you swoop in act like they started it all!

Here are some things you people may not have known, but I'm gonna let you in on:

World.B.Free is really a white guy from Poland.

hulia NAA
isn't even a person. She's a secret, government-run profile that mediates social networks. Actually, all her responses are generated by a supercomputer, THE HULIA 2000. That's where they got her name from.

KellyJo Phone sex operator? Hardly. She works the drive-thru at Burger King. Yes, it can get hot and heavy late at night over the intercom, but that hardly qualifies as a separate job as a phone sex operator.

Mrs Clayton is a 35 year old time traveler from the 1950's, here on a research project about the future. I'll save you some time, Mrs. C, the future is so bright that you gotta wear shades, but it still sucks.

Stone Crazy and Carl are both white. (Damn, are there any black people here?)

Michael, the Rochester Guy!
is a rich, closeted Liberal, who suffers from Liberal Guilt, so he plays a Conservative on Myspace.

Sabrina Phillips isn't a person at all. She's a an auto-refreshing test program, run by Myspace to determine the fairness of the rankings in Myspace Category.

Robert writes some of the best blogs on Myspace. Wait, that's not so much a secret if you've read him, it's just that no one ever sees him. Seriously, read his blogs some time.

Human Evolution is actually the Myspace profile for Kirk Cameron. You bitches thought it was about evolution, huh? It's about keeping track of all the Myspace Atheists, so they can be properly "witnessed" to by Daddy or by this clown, who goes by the name
UNPOPULAR OPINION.
EricBrooks.Com®
is actually gay and actually does work as a phone sex operator. What? That wasn't a secret? Oh, my bad.

★ ruby_slippers ★ ( The One)
is actually AXLE RAGE, who is actually Dirty Sally, who is actually The Unsinkable Bad Lisa, who is actually MnL, who is actually Terry Nicholls: The Mayor of Crunkville. Did you follow all that? Don't worry, the devil's in the details anyhow.

Stacey
Uhhhhhhhh, well I can't think of any of her secrets. She's like an open book. Seriously, woman, close that book sometime. A few secrets never hurt anyone.

Myspace Reunion is Bad Lisa's secret profile she wrote from "prison".


Shit, did I miss anybody? If I did, rest assured I'll be telling all your business before you can tell mine. Just give me a heads up, ok?

An N.A.A. Public Serive Announcement

 Originally posted on Myspace;  July 26, 2010 (Edited)


I want to focus on a serious subject that is plaguing Myspace blogging.

I want to talk to you about the dangers of Myspacisillius Bloganonsensicus Paralyisus (MBP). It is a disease that affects 40, maybe 50 Myspace bloggers a year (the numbers could potentially be higher, but that's all the people who are left blogging up in this joint). It's a tragic disease that leaves it's victims devastated, the enemies of it's victims lulzing, and a junkyard full of wasted blog space, deleted blog dreams, and top ten categories filled with drivel. I want everyone to be aware of the symptoms, so you know how to tell when one of your fellow bloggers has been infected.

Myspace scientists are baffled about what causes MBP, but here are some of it's symptoms the blogger may show:

1. Posting 3 to 4 blogs a day talking about stuff no one cares about and that they didn't even write on their own.

2. Writing a drama blog about how they are "above" the drama.

3. Writing drama blogs about people, blocking them, then going to other blogs to tell those people about how their enemies are too "weak-ass" to take them on in their own blog, which they know damn well the person can't respond in.

4. Writing blogs where you claim to be morally superior, or imply your moral superiority over others, while you are secretly doing some of the same b.s. on the d.l. (No one is innocent around here, you heard?)

5. Spreading lies about diseases, criminal records, or a person's past sexual conviction charges (whether it's the trues or not).

6. Goes into accounts that other blogger's freely gave them access to, and deletes all their shit, just for the lulz. (Hey, if you aren't reporting it and you had access to it, it's fair game).

7. Claiming that you are the baddest motherfuckcas, bitch, asshole, the most-hated, the JUGGERNAUT, or the head bitch up in this camp. (Seriously, you're trying to hard to be the e-shit of Myspace).

8. Auto-refreshes blogs to rank and creates fake profiles to comment on their blog, then has a comment exchange with themselves their fake profiles.

9. Claims they are leaving Myspace, then comes back a few days, few weeks, or a few months later. (No one leaves this place). Although, in fairness, the people who try to say "I thought you said you were leaving Myspace?" might actually be the dumb ones. I mean, seriously, did you buy that? You're an idiot.

10. Claims "I have no shame in my game!". (Uh, here's $5, go buy yourself some shame, because if you are saying some shit like that, you probably need it.)


So, there it is. I'm sure there may be more symptoms of this tragic disease and I'd love to hear if I missed anything. Let's get the word out there about MBP. If you, a loved one, a fellow Myspace blogger, or anyone else you just hate suffers from this disease, now is the time for an intervention. Who knows, you may save a life, and that life you save may be your own.